ROY DOESN'T USUALLY USE LINES. That said, he's either heard these and thought they were funny, or used them with success because he's an asshole that can make lines work. 1: You must be an amazing lover. I'm a little intimidated. 2: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (someone used this on him. IT TOOK HIM A SECOND) 3: Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? (Note: used on an actual hooker) 4: Right away, sir. Anything else? 5: You'll have to introduce me to your husband. (She's not married. Act SHOCKED.) I should count myself lucky for discovering you in time.
1: Tsuna 2: Optimus Prime 3: Son Gohan 4: Vegeta 5: Squalo
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Mustang's five favorite pick up lines.
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ROY DOESN'T USUALLY USE LINES. That said, he's either heard these and thought they were funny, or used them with success because he's an asshole that can make lines work.
1: You must be an amazing lover. I'm a little intimidated.
2: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (someone used this on him. IT TOOK HIM A SECOND)
3: Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? (Note: used on an actual hooker)
4: Right away, sir. Anything else?
5: You'll have to introduce me to your husband. (She's not married. Act SHOCKED.) I should count myself lucky for discovering you in time.
1: Tsuna
2: Optimus Prime
3: Son Gohan
4: Vegeta
5: Squalo