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Q: WHY IS THERE SUCH A SHORTAGE OF SQUALO/YAMA FANART
A: WE DON'T KNOW
<Cloud> and it's not like it's FIC where they'd have to WRITE SQUALO HAVING SEX
<Cloud> which would be LOUUUUUUUUUUUUD
<Lexaeus> Squalo would be hilarious in sex
<Lexaeus> UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII
<Lexaeus> IS THAT THE HARDEST YOU CAN MAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?!
<Lexaeus> FUCK ME HARDEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
<Lexaeus> YEAAAAAAAH! BIIIIIIIITCH!
<Cloud> sld;fja goodd
<Cloud> squalo would like
<Cloud> have to top yamamoto
<Cloud> because yamamoto would just start laughing
<Cloud> a-and like, brace over him UNABLE TO STOP CRACKING UP
<Lexaeus> Yeah, Squalo would be like
<Lexaeus> "LAUGH OFF THIIIIIIIIIIIIS" *buttfuck!*
<Lexaeus> And Yamamoto would just like "hahaha ow hahahahaha!"
<Cloud> lkf;a
<Cloud> o-omgg
<Cloud> s-sob it's so true
<Lexaeus> "OOOOORYYYYAAAA!" *thrust thrust*
<Lexaeus> "hahaha o-okay slow up, slow up, ha ha"
<Cloud> And as soon as he FINALLY STARTED BEING THOROUGLY DISTRACTED Squalo would ruin it by saying something like "YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BIIITCH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUUUUGHT!"
<Lexaeus> HAHAHA YES
<Lexaeus> "TAAAAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAALLL"
<Cloud> "H-HA HA ha ha ha S-squalo c-could you AAH" "Shut UUUUUP!"
<Lexaeus> "I AM GONNA MAKE YOU COME HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE IN YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!"
<Lexaeus> "HahahahHAHAHAHA"
<Cloud> s-sob
<Cloud> c-can't take it he's too funny ;;
<Cloud> ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE TO BE GAGGED
<Cloud> OTHERWISE YAMAMOTO IS JUST GOING TO BE COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
<Lexaeus> >DDDDDDDDD
<Lexaeus> It's okay if he's exhausted
<Lexaeus> Squalo would take that as a sign of a job well done
<Cloud> s-sob
<Cloud> "O-okay I can't, I can't breathe" "That just means I'm doing it riiiiiiight!"
<Lexaeus> Squalo sits up in bed, smoking a cigaratte
<Lexaeus> "YEAH YOU LIKED THAT, DIDN'T YOU BIIIIIITCH."
<Cloud> hahaha Yamamoto COLLAPSED
<Lexaeus> Still occasionally giggling feebly
<Cloud> s-sob
<Cloud> funniest sex he's ever had
<Lexaeus> AND HE'S HAD A LOT OF FUNNY SEX, AMIRITE
<Cloud> HE KNOWS A LOT OF FUNNY PEOPLE
<Lexaeus> IN BED
ETA:
<Lexaeus> I wonder if Squalo ever accidentally sets his hand off while he's all caught up in sex
<Cloud> f;alsjka;
<Cloud> i - i wonder if that's how Yamamoto got his scar
<Cloud> uh, i mean
<Lexaeus> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Lexaeus> "Hey, Yamamoto. How DID you get that scar?" "Hahaha it's a funny story!"
<Lexaeus> Eventually they learn not to ask about Yamamoto's funny stories.
A: WE DON'T KNOW
<Cloud> and it's not like it's FIC where they'd have to WRITE SQUALO HAVING SEX
<Cloud> which would be LOUUUUUUUUUUUUD
<Lexaeus> Squalo would be hilarious in sex
<Lexaeus> UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII
<Lexaeus> IS THAT THE HARDEST YOU CAN MAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?!
<Lexaeus> FUCK ME HARDEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
<Lexaeus> YEAAAAAAAH! BIIIIIIIITCH!
<Cloud> sld;fja goodd
<Cloud> squalo would like
<Cloud> have to top yamamoto
<Cloud> because yamamoto would just start laughing
<Cloud> a-and like, brace over him UNABLE TO STOP CRACKING UP
<Lexaeus> Yeah, Squalo would be like
<Lexaeus> "LAUGH OFF THIIIIIIIIIIIIS" *buttfuck!*
<Lexaeus> And Yamamoto would just like "hahaha ow hahahahaha!"
<Cloud> lkf;a
<Cloud> o-omgg
<Cloud> s-sob it's so true
<Lexaeus> "OOOOORYYYYAAAA!" *thrust thrust*
<Lexaeus> "hahaha o-okay slow up, slow up, ha ha"
<Cloud> And as soon as he FINALLY STARTED BEING THOROUGLY DISTRACTED Squalo would ruin it by saying something like "YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BIIITCH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUUUUGHT!"
<Lexaeus> HAHAHA YES
<Lexaeus> "TAAAAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAALLL"
<Cloud> "H-HA HA ha ha ha S-squalo c-could you AAH" "Shut UUUUUP!"
<Lexaeus> "I AM GONNA MAKE YOU COME HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE IN YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!"
<Lexaeus> "HahahahHAHAHAHA"
<Cloud> s-sob
<Cloud> c-can't take it he's too funny ;;
<Cloud> ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE TO BE GAGGED
<Cloud> OTHERWISE YAMAMOTO IS JUST GOING TO BE COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
<Lexaeus> >DDDDDDDDD
<Lexaeus> It's okay if he's exhausted
<Lexaeus> Squalo would take that as a sign of a job well done
<Cloud> s-sob
<Cloud> "O-okay I can't, I can't breathe" "That just means I'm doing it riiiiiiight!"
<Lexaeus> Squalo sits up in bed, smoking a cigaratte
<Lexaeus> "YEAH YOU LIKED THAT, DIDN'T YOU BIIIIIITCH."
<Cloud> hahaha Yamamoto COLLAPSED
<Lexaeus> Still occasionally giggling feebly
<Cloud> s-sob
<Cloud> funniest sex he's ever had
<Lexaeus> AND HE'S HAD A LOT OF FUNNY SEX, AMIRITE
<Cloud> HE KNOWS A LOT OF FUNNY PEOPLE
<Lexaeus> IN BED
ETA:
<Lexaeus> I wonder if Squalo ever accidentally sets his hand off while he's all caught up in sex
<Cloud> f;alsjka;
<Cloud> i - i wonder if that's how Yamamoto got his scar
<Cloud> uh, i mean
<Lexaeus> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Lexaeus> "Hey, Yamamoto. How DID you get that scar?" "Hahaha it's a funny story!"
<Lexaeus> Eventually they learn not to ask about Yamamoto's funny stories.
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