YAMA AND HIS ADDICTIONS

[dothewave]

In regards to this thread where Yama is left alone to play with tiny!Dera and eventually runs off a cliff with him 8D



<Yamamoto> yama is totally the awesome irresponsible one
<Yamamoto> HE'S TOTALLY SAFE AND TRUSTWORTHY
<Yamamoto> but he knows exactly what he can get away with with each particular kid
<Yamamoto> (except when playing catch)
<Dera> Yamamoto will be the coolest mafia uncle ever |D
<Dera> We'll just ban balls from the base
<Yamamoto> noo ;;
<Yamamoto> ;;
<Yamamoto> ;;
<Yamamoto> ;;
<Dera> :|
<Dera> You know Dera totally will the second Tenth's got kids in there.
<Dera> They'll just be MYSTERIOUSLY GONE
<Yamamoto> i will totally be a bitch for a few days
<Yamamoto> jonesing
<Yamamoto> without baseball
<Dera> It's for the good of the family.
<Yamamoto> DDDDDDD<
* Yamamoto starts tossing an apple around ACCIDENTALLY CRUSHES IT IN HIS HAND
<Yamamoto> OOPS I SEEM TO HAVE MISJUDGED MY STRENGTH
<Dera> Bitch I will put you on the couch >|
<Yamamoto> Not if I destroy it first fucker D<
<Dera> DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BOSS
<Yamamoto> IT'LL TOTALLY BE THE CRACK CHAPTER
<Yamamoto> WHERE THEY TAKE AWAY YAMA'S BASEBALL
<Yamamoto> AND HE TURNS ALL MEAN
<Dera> sob that would be an amazing chapter
<Yamamoto> Get the fuck out of my face Gokudera
<Yamamoto> I will fucking hit you again
<Dera> If I were less retarded I could use that against you later. :(
<Yamamoto> haahaha
<Yamamoto> maybe you'll be less retarded by then |D
<Yamamoto> AT LEAST ENOUGH TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT
<Yamamoto> and i will whine sob |<
<Dera> Yeah >D
<Dera> Baby look at these bruises |<
<Yamamoto> I-I'll help you fix them
<Dera> No, they're all sore
<Dera> :(
<Yamamoto> Do you need anything ; ; I-I'll get you ice
<Yamamoto> Do you want me to watch over the trainees
<Yamamoto> I will totally handle them for a week ok ;; you don't have to ;;
<Dera> You go that. I'll just stay here and rest.
<Dera> All alone. |<
<Yamamoto> . . . I-if that's what you want
* Yamamoto leaves food and new box weapons he found by the door
<Dera> s-sob >D
* Yamamoto sends letters with his bird with instructions to fly away very fast
<Yamamoto> "I'm really sry baby :("
<Dera> I will be sad if there's never a chapter like that.
<Yamamoto> I KNOW RIGHT
<Dera> IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME
<Dera> Like a retarded horror manga chapter
<Yamamoto> Guardians slowly getting picked off in the hallways
<Yamamoto> Gokudera guarding Tsuna, Kyoko and Haru in the closet
<Dera> And Lambo walking by outside, tossing the baseball in his hands.
<Yamamoto> "LAMBO NO, LAMBO! GET RID OF IT"
<Yamamoto> "Gyahahaha! You want the baseball?"
<Yamamoto> [THE SOUND OF A SWORD SCRAPING DOWN THE HALLWAY]
<Dera> "HE'S BEEN HIDING IT FROM YOU BASEBALL IDIOT. ALL THIS TIME"
<Yamamoto> "G-GOKUDERA DON'T TELL HIM THAT"
<Dera> "WHAT WHY. It's two birds with one stone!"
<Yamamoto> "THOSE AREN'T THE BIRDS YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT"
<Dera> We should do something retarded like that at Halloween anyway.
<Yamamoto> w-we should
<Dera> plz make it quick honey :<
<Yamamoto> sob and then he'll come to with no memory
<Yamamoto> and talk about that time this happened one time when he got grounded for not doing his homework
<Yamamoto> and his dad took away his mitt and ball
<Yamamoto> and he doesn't remember much from that week
<Yamamoto> and his dad won't talk about it
<Yamamoto> Maybe it's connected!

Comments

[tasteslikeash.livejournal.com]

When it's all over, we'll find that Reborn just borrowed Yamamoto's stuff for baseball cosplay.

[theboxization.livejournal.com]

It was a trust exercise. Your most reliable guardian went awry and you all reacted terribly. Low scores for everyone.

[babytipping.livejournal.com]

o-omg

[touch-sensitive.livejournal.com]

omigod XD

[gottabeatemall.livejournal.com]

p-pfft

[starsofnite.livejournal.com]

o-omg HAHAHAHA

[myblackwand.livejournal.com]

Pfffft.

"No catch and no baseball makes Yama something something...." "...go crazy?" "DON'T MIND IF I DO!"