MAN I THINK I'M LOSING DETAILS EVERY TIME I RETELL THIS
ok ok. Yamamoto's mom:
Is a SUPER HOT ASSASSIN BABE that married his dad while he was still active in the assassin business. She is toppy and rapisty and her and Yamapapa took turns being rapists, but she's always been the CAREER FIRST!! one. They were both 100% behind having a baby, as they are both stupid parents. There was a CATCH, though! They completely disagreed on how to raise the kid. Yamapapa decided it would be better to raise him like a normal kid so he could have a NORMAL CHILDHOOD, and Yamamama knew FROM THE BEGINNING that her son would be THE BEST ASSASSIN EVER AND WOULD BE HOLDING A WEAPON BEFORE HE HELD A BOTTLE.
There was a fight over this!! AN EPIC FIGHT OF RAPE PROPORTIONS Because the Yamamotos don't hold back ever, from their loud retarded love for each other to their assassin techniques. IT'S A DRAW, and she has to LEAVE to go on a huge, huuuge mission. She tells Yamapapa that when she comes back, she expects her son to be A FULL-FLEDGED ASSASSIN :| and away she goes.
When she comes back and sees Yamamoto is a ~~Vongola Guardian~~ and has ~inherited the Shigure Souen~ she's going to be SO HAPPY and HUG HIM ALL OVER and CLEARLY BE A STUPIDMOM, but then she'll figure out Yamamoto's an idiot who thinks it's a game and she'll SOB TRAGICALLY and then go beat the shit out of Yamapapa for turning her baby into an idiot. BUT IT'LL BE OK, SHE WILL BE SUPER DETERMINED TO TEACH TAKESHI EVERYTHING AND MAKE HIM THE DEADLIEST EVER!! And whenever anyone goes over to the Yamamoto residence during dinner, every pass will be a THROW OF DEATH, with the family all smiles :D And if Yama's parents are fighting it'll be AN EPIC HORRIBLE BATTLE IN THE BACKGROUND and he'll just go "Ha ha it's getting a little heated in there."
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ok ok. Yamamoto's mom:
Is a SUPER HOT ASSASSIN BABE that married his dad while he was still active in the assassin business. She is toppy and rapisty and her and Yamapapa took turns being rapists, but she's always been the CAREER FIRST!! one. They were both 100% behind having a baby, as they are both stupid parents. There was a CATCH, though! They completely disagreed on how to raise the kid. Yamapapa decided it would be better to raise him like a normal kid so he could have a NORMAL CHILDHOOD, and Yamamama knew FROM THE BEGINNING that her son would be THE BEST ASSASSIN EVER AND WOULD BE HOLDING A WEAPON BEFORE HE HELD A BOTTLE.
There was a fight over this!! AN EPIC FIGHT OF RAPE PROPORTIONS Because the Yamamotos don't hold back ever, from their loud retarded love for each other to their assassin techniques. IT'S A DRAW, and she has to LEAVE to go on a huge, huuuge mission. She tells Yamapapa that when she comes back, she expects her son to be A FULL-FLEDGED ASSASSIN :| and away she goes.
When she comes back and sees Yamamoto is a ~~Vongola Guardian~~ and has ~inherited the Shigure Souen~ she's going to be SO HAPPY and HUG HIM ALL OVER and CLEARLY BE A STUPIDMOM, but then she'll figure out Yamamoto's an idiot who thinks it's a game and she'll SOB TRAGICALLY and then go beat the shit out of Yamapapa for turning her baby into an idiot. BUT IT'LL BE OK, SHE WILL BE SUPER DETERMINED TO TEACH TAKESHI EVERYTHING AND MAKE HIM THE DEADLIEST EVER!! And whenever anyone goes over to the Yamamoto residence during dinner, every pass will be a THROW OF DEATH, with the family all smiles :D And if Yama's parents are fighting it'll be AN EPIC HORRIBLE BATTLE IN THE BACKGROUND and he'll just go "Ha ha it's getting a little heated in there."
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE DECIDED IS TRUTH :|
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