KAZU THE GAY UNCLE WOULD BE AMAZING. This is sort of a future AU thing instead of headcanon, but HOMG. He'd totally be the cool down to earth (...for a storm rider) uncle that all the kids love because he gives THE FASTEST PIGGYBACKS, and... he and ikki and ringo (BECAUSE THAT'S WHO YOU'RE HAVING BABIES WITH) are all basically exactly the same. Kazu's just older and WAY HOTTER. And he'll never wear something like Spitfire wears, it's waaay too flashy, but it won't matter because he'll be dropdead gorgeous at that age. Anyway he'll be a way more awesome gay uncle than HIS gay uncles, because he won't DIE HORRIBLY.
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Your thoughts on Kazu the gay uncle?
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BUT IF HE DOES IT'LL BE BEFORE GAY UNCLE AGE.
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HE'S MY SIDEKICK
AND HE ALSO HAS TO GET REVENGE FOR HIS GAY UNCLES
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